Worst Elf jokes

All year I joked about the ‘Elf Service’

  •                                                                                                                                                         Now the team at Private Healthcare UK have sent these:
  • Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
    Because he had low “elf” esteem!

    Patient: “Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Santa Claus.”
    Doctor: “I believe you’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.”

    Santa Claus: “Doctor, Doctor I feel so unfit.”
    Doctor: “I suggest you take some time off and visit an elf farm.”

    Patient: “Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep. What can I do?”
    Doctor: “Try lying on the edge of your bed, you’ll soon drop off.”

 

If yours are worse, I don’t want to see them!

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