Weekend message for all my cyber cancer friends

I hope you have the same sense of humour as I have

This was sent to me by a friend in Italy.

The Internet is a marvellous thing, not least because I can blame this friend as I think he meant me to send it on – if I can understand the email correctly:
Confucius said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished – and  I finished off a

bottle of Merlot,  a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys,a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins,  the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.

Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss.

And I um nod as drink as peeple thunk I am.

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